These are the rarest, most popular variants of Curse Words #1. Any one you buy will come bagged and boarded and signed by me. We have four available:

SKOTTIE YOUNG (Urinating Wizord) - $10

GOLD RETAILER EXCLUSIVE - $25

GLITTER CAT - $40 (This one’s expensive because it’s covered in REAL, TRUE GLITTER, it cost an arm and a leg to make, and there are very few out there.)

BIKER MARGARET - $10

If there are other variants you’re interested in, please send a note over. We have a bit of almost everything (for now.)